About the Author

Born into an unusual but charming family, the author is an avid fan of The Who, Batman, and Good Omens. The author enjoys loudly playing the piano, the particle board organ, and bass guitar (although not terribly well), as well as speaking in the third person.

The author has the good fortune of living with a better half who tolerates his hobbies.

The author is currently certified as an Apple Certified Macintosh Technician, and previously held credentials as both an Apple Certified Desktop Technician and Apple Certified Portables Technician before these were merged to save everyone a bit of money. The author is currently working towards his Apple Certified Technical Coordinator badge, at which point he hopes to rule benevolently over a server cluster.

The author enjoys round pie, despite the assertion that pi•r2.

Tradition holds that the author point out that his twin sister is made of awesome.

The author holds that Tron was and still is a pretty good movie.